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12:52pm 18/01/2006
 
mood: chipper
Rachel hater got a parking ticket while sitting in her car today for not putting money in the meter, Then made Carl Hater a PB&J sandiwch... What a trooper. This is why shes better than your girlfriend.

Oh yeah and that other thing before the sandwich :)		  
     

(6 busted lips | shakin hips)
 
All The Gang Bangers Forgot About The Drive-By.   
11:25am 16/01/2006
 
mood: better than you.
music: montell jordan - this is how we do it.
Syracuse, NY:
Where girls wear early 90s Levi's and have really unattractive asses.

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So. This weekend was dedicated to us taking a roadtrip, and visiting the ONE cute girl within a 95 mile radius of Syracuse.

And staying at Mama Nancy's: the most overpriced, dirtbag motel of all time. Complete with ripped bedsheets and cigarettes burns on the wallpaper.

And watching/getting violently turned on by a Jeffrey Dahmer documentary. And defiling each other about it on said ripped bedsheets.

... We'll let you know how the contraction of body lice and Hepatitus C turns out in a couple days.

And getting woken up in the morning by a guy banging on the door because we slept way past check-out time. And responding in no way other than yelling "Oh shit" back to him. And flirting our way out of having to pay for a second night.

And getting semi lost. And asking for directions to Skaneateles from a guy who we thought was homeless, but turns out he just hadn't shaved in a while.

And eating $21 worth of Ostrich and Bison meat from the coldest restaurant in the United States.

And the drive home consisting of a three hour long Power Rangers discussion. And ripping on the blue ranger for being such a fag.

And denying other cars the right of way to speed home. And head directly to the bedroom to be over-achievers in the sack.

And exhausting overselves. And falling back on those which never let down: booze and Dr. Pepper.

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All in all, our weekend probably ruled way more than yours.		  
     

(1 busted lip | shakin hips)
 
 
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